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Aug. 26th, 2010 03:08 pm9 Feb 1994:
Cenniluisafu (ken i le sā' foo) can take the message!
She may take food.
Teach them about the awful message you heard in town.
Cenniluisafu ran to tell the neighboring tribe what she had learned of in town.
She should have left earlier though.
She, Cenniluisafu, could have been taken to Columbi!
1 Feb 1994:
Felicity, lay the darts on the table.
Kirsten laid the darts in the mush.
Addy has laid down this law: "If yo' don't eat yo' mush, there won't be no dessert fo' ya."
"'Antha, lie down an' eat yo' mush," said Addy.
Molly saw Samantha lay on the bed till she would eat some mush.
Daedulis G. has lain in bed for weeks (because she refuses to eat mush, Addy says.)
Cenniluisafu (ken i le sā' foo) can take the message!
She may take food.
Teach them about the awful message you heard in town.
Cenniluisafu ran to tell the neighboring tribe what she had learned of in town.
She should have left earlier though.
She, Cenniluisafu, could have been taken to Columbi!
1 Feb 1994:
Felicity, lay the darts on the table.
Kirsten laid the darts in the mush.
Addy has laid down this law: "If yo' don't eat yo' mush, there won't be no dessert fo' ya."
"'Antha, lie down an' eat yo' mush," said Addy.
Molly saw Samantha lay on the bed till she would eat some mush.
Daedulis G. has lain in bed for weeks (because she refuses to eat mush, Addy says.)
More gems from school days
Aug. 26th, 2010 02:46 pm28 September 1992, a letter writing lesson:
Dear Mathka,
Hi! I'm glad you can come to Idaho. Let me tell you something - it's freezing right now. (It's winter) That's the thing to expect up here. When you come (good for you!) it will be summer. When you leave, it will be fall. You've never heard those words before, have you? Spring is the time when flowers bloom, and gardens are planted. It's fairly cool. Summer is the warmest season. That's the time to go swimming. Fall, or Autumn, is harvest time! The leaves of trees change color and fall down. Winter is the coldest season. White snow falls. Snowmen, sleds, and ice skates are my favorite things about winter. (Snowball fights too!) Well, come soon, and very soon!
Good Bye.
From William Peter Featherlight
P.S. Bring nice, thin clothing so you won't get hot!
24 Feb 1994, a lesson in Prawpah Lettah Writing:
1801 Fungus Street
Enders Heights, OH 82996
Feb. 27, 1994
Dear Margaret,
"I love them that love me, and those that seek me early shall find me." Prov. 8:17 Greetings! Thanks a lot for the scrapbook; it was visited as much as I was!
My friends liked the kitten page a lot. Where didyou get the kittens, or did you draw them yourself? I liked the poem too. My favorite page was the hot air balloon page. How did you manage to collect 10 balloon stamps, 15 pictures, the puzzle... ? You draw hot airballooons really nice, too. The whole thing was just simply marvelous! I'll let you go now.
Goodbye!
Love, Maria Rose
The following is a letter from the same little girl, but with a different address and 16 years earlier. What even?
2196 Honoluli Rd.
Honoluna, HI 74412
July 4, 1970
Dear Grandmother,
Greetings! I am writing to thak you for letting us come to visit. Momma is showing me how to play the ukelele we bought. It sounds really neat - maybe I can make a tape & send one to you.
At your island, it is really amazing - in the same state are two totally different islands! Maui is too crowded, (at least to me).
We had a wonderful time. Come visit us sometime!
Love, M. R.
3 May 1995, sentences:
Eittod of Eittos is the one who will teach at Brownsville.
Glubbity Gushmush, of the city of Cornmeal, is the gargoyle whose money was returned.
A. Miller and E. M. Martin discovered that the person whom we met at church, Rendition Coleezo, resides near the Oom River, the main tributary of Calliope Stream, in the town of Bloop.
"That is the box of falee that Father wanted to buy, but it just was too expensive," explained Arithmatikce Tolly to Sentfer Go of Plungaterlit.
"Those, Rendition, are our visitors from Switzerland, and they are staying in Plungaterlit, where they admired the flowers that we planted in front of Go's house," said Athtreb Yel of E. Martin and A. Miller.
Dear Mathka,
Hi! I'm glad you can come to Idaho. Let me tell you something - it's freezing right now. (It's winter) That's the thing to expect up here. When you come (good for you!) it will be summer. When you leave, it will be fall. You've never heard those words before, have you? Spring is the time when flowers bloom, and gardens are planted. It's fairly cool. Summer is the warmest season. That's the time to go swimming. Fall, or Autumn, is harvest time! The leaves of trees change color and fall down. Winter is the coldest season. White snow falls. Snowmen, sleds, and ice skates are my favorite things about winter. (Snowball fights too!) Well, come soon, and very soon!
Good Bye.
From William Peter Featherlight
P.S. Bring nice, thin clothing so you won't get hot!
24 Feb 1994, a lesson in Prawpah Lettah Writing:
1801 Fungus Street
Enders Heights, OH 82996
Feb. 27, 1994
Dear Margaret,
"I love them that love me, and those that seek me early shall find me." Prov. 8:17 Greetings! Thanks a lot for the scrapbook; it was visited as much as I was!
My friends liked the kitten page a lot. Where didyou get the kittens, or did you draw them yourself? I liked the poem too. My favorite page was the hot air balloon page. How did you manage to collect 10 balloon stamps, 15 pictures, the puzzle... ? You draw hot airballooons really nice, too. The whole thing was just simply marvelous! I'll let you go now.
Goodbye!
Love, Maria Rose
The following is a letter from the same little girl, but with a different address and 16 years earlier. What even?
2196 Honoluli Rd.
Honoluna, HI 74412
July 4, 1970
Dear Grandmother,
Greetings! I am writing to thak you for letting us come to visit. Momma is showing me how to play the ukelele we bought. It sounds really neat - maybe I can make a tape & send one to you.
At your island, it is really amazing - in the same state are two totally different islands! Maui is too crowded, (at least to me).
We had a wonderful time. Come visit us sometime!
Love, M. R.
3 May 1995, sentences:
Eittod of Eittos is the one who will teach at Brownsville.
Glubbity Gushmush, of the city of Cornmeal, is the gargoyle whose money was returned.
A. Miller and E. M. Martin discovered that the person whom we met at church, Rendition Coleezo, resides near the Oom River, the main tributary of Calliope Stream, in the town of Bloop.
"That is the box of falee that Father wanted to buy, but it just was too expensive," explained Arithmatikce Tolly to Sentfer Go of Plungaterlit.
"Those, Rendition, are our visitors from Switzerland, and they are staying in Plungaterlit, where they admired the flowers that we planted in front of Go's house," said Athtreb Yel of E. Martin and A. Miller.
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Aug. 25th, 2010 04:05 pmMore sentences written by yours truly, these from 1 Dec 1993.
Felicity was intensely excited.
Kirsten exerted much time to open her presents.
Addy was aroused by the hoise of the party downstairs.
Unlike Kirsten, Samatha [sic] was vigalent [sic] in ripping her boxes open.
Molly's gift was a book, "The Measures of the Latitudes".
Felicity's party went on for a fortnight.
Kirsten led singing with a speedy tempo.
Addy felt enveloped in noise.
Samantha plied at making snowballs.
Molly almost got lethargy.
12 Jan 1994:
Felicity rent her dress in two pieces.
"Kirsten, the noblest thought you can have right now is, 'I guess I better get to bed!'"
Addy took extra undertakings for work.
Samantha conceived that mush was the worst stuff in the world.
Molly had not achieved much.
Dadilus Gelipule was disheartened when she wasn't fed on time. (waah!)
Felicity made an endeavor.
Kirsten wrote this proverb: Mush be good, so eat it!
Addy said, "I think 'Antha'll really resolve to eat mush after she hears yo' proverb."
Samantha did persevere to like mush after that.
Undated:
'The minister, Brother Henry Spew, lives in the town of Puke.'
'It is clear, Barf, that you live in Puke near to Henry Spew.'
'Oh, I'm sure, Toss, that you've heard the "A Barf at the Beach" and "Vomiting" stories.'
Barf walked to Spew, and she dug in the retch pile.
12 July 1995:
Puke and Barf were on tour through the land of Timov, and one stop was at the big Heave lake near Heave the capital, where thecatfish catvomits were biting.
Barf said of her split vomiting pole, "Unless we fix it soon, I will not be able to vomit anymore."
Before anyone could stop him, Puke's beloved pussycat, Ewps, was on the street and hit by a truck.
"If you do not know the answer, you can ask Retch about it, Barf," said Rendition Coleezo, the Shastazian visitor.
Felicity was intensely excited.
Kirsten exerted much time to open her presents.
Addy was aroused by the hoise of the party downstairs.
Unlike Kirsten, Samatha [sic] was vigalent [sic] in ripping her boxes open.
Molly's gift was a book, "The Measures of the Latitudes".
Felicity's party went on for a fortnight.
Kirsten led singing with a speedy tempo.
Addy felt enveloped in noise.
Samantha plied at making snowballs.
Molly almost got lethargy.
12 Jan 1994:
Felicity rent her dress in two pieces.
"Kirsten, the noblest thought you can have right now is, 'I guess I better get to bed!'"
Addy took extra undertakings for work.
Samantha conceived that mush was the worst stuff in the world.
Molly had not achieved much.
Dadilus Gelipule was disheartened when she wasn't fed on time. (waah!)
Felicity made an endeavor.
Kirsten wrote this proverb: Mush be good, so eat it!
Addy said, "I think 'Antha'll really resolve to eat mush after she hears yo' proverb."
Samantha did persevere to like mush after that.
Undated:
'The minister, Brother Henry Spew, lives in the town of Puke.'
'It is clear, Barf, that you live in Puke near to Henry Spew.'
'Oh, I'm sure, Toss, that you've heard the "A Barf at the Beach" and "Vomiting" stories.'
Barf walked to Spew, and she dug in the retch pile.
12 July 1995:
Puke and Barf were on tour through the land of Timov, and one stop was at the big Heave lake near Heave the capital, where the
Barf said of her split vomiting pole, "Unless we fix it soon, I will not be able to vomit anymore."
Before anyone could stop him, Puke's beloved pussycat, Ewps, was on the street and hit by a truck.
"If you do not know the answer, you can ask Retch about it, Barf," said Rendition Coleezo, the Shastazian visitor.
1994-09-08
1. Contemporary cheeses were invented.
2. Marie and Elizabeth must work for Williams’ one decade.
3. Marie would like to work for Williams’ one whole century!
4. Too bad they can’t be employees for even one millenium.
5. Marie announced. “William’s annual BIG SALE [in a burst] is about to begin!!!!”
6. “We won’t be around for Williams’ centennial celebration,” Elizabeth said sadly.
7. Simultaneously, Marie and Hannah yelled, “Hurray for Williams’!!!!!!!!!”
8. “Be punctual for the sale,” cried Hannah.
9. “And the chronic auctioning!” shouted Elizabeth.
10. Marie added softly, “Yes, Williams’ Inc. will be continuous.”
1994-09-15
1. Michael said, “John, feel free to enter those premises.”
2. Gretel is a descendant of her great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
3. When they bought the old house, Vicki asked, “Can we have a warranty?”
4. Marta went to town to arrange for the utilities to be hooked up.
5. John would accepts no tenants at all.
6. James told Ruth to do the budget.
7. Ruth knew all about courtesy.
8. Megan taught about charity.
9. The teacher was frugal.
10. Teacher 2 was very parsimonious.
( You know you want to see more. )
1. Contemporary cheeses were invented.
2. Marie and Elizabeth must work for Williams’ one decade.
3. Marie would like to work for Williams’ one whole century!
4. Too bad they can’t be employees for even one millenium.
5. Marie announced. “William’s annual BIG SALE [in a burst] is about to begin!!!!”
6. “We won’t be around for Williams’ centennial celebration,” Elizabeth said sadly.
7. Simultaneously, Marie and Hannah yelled, “Hurray for Williams’!!!!!!!!!”
8. “Be punctual for the sale,” cried Hannah.
9. “And the chronic auctioning!” shouted Elizabeth.
10. Marie added softly, “Yes, Williams’ Inc. will be continuous.”
1994-09-15
1. Michael said, “John, feel free to enter those premises.”
2. Gretel is a descendant of her great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother.
3. When they bought the old house, Vicki asked, “Can we have a warranty?”
4. Marta went to town to arrange for the utilities to be hooked up.
5. John would accepts no tenants at all.
6. James told Ruth to do the budget.
7. Ruth knew all about courtesy.
8. Megan taught about charity.
9. The teacher was frugal.
10. Teacher 2 was very parsimonious.
( You know you want to see more. )