Memento Mori

I have encountered two spiders so far in this canning episode. One was very black and very dead in the canner itself. No sooner had Dan rescued me from that one than a very alive one was on a jar I picked up. It was small and I freaked out and Dan thought I was silly.

It has eight legs. It is TERRIFYING.

That is all.

Eventually, maybe, we'll actually get to the storage shed. Now that I've started the applesauce process I kinda have to finish it.

...Also, the applesauce is PINK.

krikketgirl just posted this on Facebook, and because it is HILARIOUS and EXACTLY PRECISELY WHAT I WOULD DO, I have to share it.

I am currently disturbed and terrified that there is a spider lurking in my fake calla lily in the arrangement on my desk.

He is too close for comfort. Die, spider. Or at least go outside and eat bad bugs. But just go away from me.