The History of a Cockroach, Part I

We are discussing, of course, the Ridiculous Plastic Cockroach which certain Very Funny Individuals presented us with at Cambridge Springs.

Somebody in this house is having way too much fun with the Ridiculous Plastic Cockroach. Under the covers in bed. Right under my nose when I wake up in the mornings.

Last night, that somebody had to ask what a cockroach was doing in his underwear drawer.