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Jan. 22nd, 2009 06:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
verity83Dear Spot,
I realise that the male part of you continues to have fascination with what remains of your masculine attributes, displayed by copious licking and chewing. HOWEVER, such behaviour under these particular circumstances will only serve to delay the healing process.
It is with much pity and regret that I will be compelled to gird your neck with One of Those Conelike Plastic Collar Things.
Mournfully,
your humanoid-mother
I realise that the male part of you continues to have fascination with what remains of your masculine attributes, displayed by copious licking and chewing. HOWEVER, such behaviour under these particular circumstances will only serve to delay the healing process.
It is with much pity and regret that I will be compelled to gird your neck with One of Those Conelike Plastic Collar Things.
Mournfully,
your humanoid-mother
