This is my "Don't mess with the heartburn lady" face:

Srsly. It needs to GO AWAY.
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This is my "I'm so bored I can't think of anything to do but yawn" face:

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And this is my "Jael needs to go to bed/get her hips massaged/has big hair/is in general miserable" face:

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ps - we'd make a fearsome crime-fighting team. i'd lure them out. you'd offer them milk and cookies. and you know the rest of the story....
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