From Twitter 10-25-2009

• 08:10:52: is one big, fat bundle of Ache. Also cold. Putting on more suitable clothing would help. Time for brekker, to use a Zizzyism.
  
• 09:25:05: The bundle of ache has all channelled itself into left leg. Nice. Ouch. Waffles in progress. Mmm.
  
• 11:15:05: is getting ready to head to Wal-Mart to buy computer ink with Mr B. But first, she must urinate.
  
• 12:43:16: Nobody had computer ink for our printer. I can barely move. I'm getting into a warm bath now.
  
• 13:15:53: Warm baths cover a multitude of pains. I feel 95% better now.
  
• 17:42:44: is now the proud co-owner of a new HP laserjet. Also, making spaghetti squish with veggie sauce for dinner. I heart spaghetti squish.
  
• 17:56:18: STARVING. Hurry up, spaghetti squish.
  
• 18:59:56: Hello, I am about to explode.
  
• 20:03:51: desperately wants an external baby. This gross suffocation needs to Go Away.
  
• 20:22:11: is lying down feeling greptschie
  
• 21:30:54: This child is blowing up like a pufferfish every now and then.
  

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Delicacy, as the philosophers put it, is the banana peel under the feet of truth.

I have brownies in the oven. The fact that they have almonds in them makes them healthy, right?

Also, the weather today makes me feel like bellowing,

Falling leaves,
And fading trees,
Goodbye, Summer!
Goodbye!

[/Egelbauer moment] (Go to 2.39 and 3.58 ish)

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I have glazed-over sleepy eyes from knitting attempts and Pet Society. I fail at knitting. Blah.

Bedtime.