verity83: (weirdness)
There's something a tiny bit twisted about cackling over Calvin and Hobbes bathtime comic strips of an evening, thinking fondly about how they remind one of one's own childhood bathtimes, and half an hour later looking in on one's bathing child to see a tub full of poop being happily consumed by said child and having to drain the tub, sanitise the toys and the tub, and then run a whole new bath.
verity83: (al eye)

Date: 2010-01-05, 11:50AM PST

We have a FREEEEEE Queen Mattress set. With boxspring and mattress. The only problem is it has been sitting outside in our side yard all of last summer & this winter.... sooo it is a bit wet.

It would be great for a outside bed for an outside dog/cat/whatever.

Let me know if you want it!!

Can not deliver sorry =(
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So, Molly is usually fussy until about 11.30-midnight and then goes to sleep, right?

We got home from Bible study and were up for a bit before going to bed. She was fussy as usual. Then I looked at the clock and saw it was almost ONE IN THE MORNING and I'm like, yeah. Church so isn't happening tomorrow. I'm only going to get like four hours of sleep max.

Alarm clock went off at six and I stayed in bed while Dan got up. A little while later I went downstairs and Dan looked at me and informed me it was actually four-thirty and his clock was wrong.
verity83: (gril)
So, Molly's personal drinking fountains?

A couple minutes ago, they sprung a leak, causing me to verbalise my hope that she would wake up soon and be very hungry.

Not thirty seconds passed before she woke up.

verity83: (al eye)
Uuuuuuuuh... my cinnamon rolls are alive.

As in, they're TALKING to me.

In some weird, cryptic, crackly cinnamon roll voice.

What do you suppose they are attempting to tell me?
verity83: (al eye)
This is unbelievable.

Seriously... how could someone be that stupid? The poor guy.
verity83: (alone)
I would go to the Vatican just for the hot priests calendars. I think I would. The weirdness of it is too much to resist.

I'm glad for [ profile] ruthette's cheering Rome post of this morning because I am utterly miserable. My allergies or whatever they are appear to have become a cold, though i thought that the other day too. I woke up at 4 and could NOT go back to sleep because I kept coughing and not being able to breathe through my nose.

I have other stuff to post about but no energy to do it.
verity83: (al eye)
In the early morning hours of hazy brain, between dozing and being woken up by the heat generated by an orange fuzzball, I heard "El Condor Pasa" playing in my head, but the words were:

I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain,
Yes I would
If I could

I think I need psychoanalysis.
verity83: (al eye)
Blogger mysea reports that anarchists have stolen Leo Trotsky's ashes from a cemetery in Mexico City and baked them into cookies. The cookies were then sent to journalists, Trotskian organizations and fellow anarchist groups world-wide along with a cynical, philosophical treatise on political re-carnation. Mmm... Trotscookies. A commenter replies: "Couldn't they eat our Lenin instead?"

I have only three words: POT OF TEA.

If you don't get it, never mind.
verity83: (pencils)
So obsessive.

I was telling Ginny about my colour sequence fetish in my 1996 diary and how freaked out I got if I accidentally used the wrong colour. One page was awash with three different green pens in perfect order.

Then there was this. )
verity83: (al eye)

I just checked the mail. There was a letter to jorèle.

The Oregon Health Department informed me that as of the FIRST of January, the new smoke-free law went into effect for all places of business.

Like, I smoke like a chimney and this really affects me.

But it seems like if the law went into effect nine days ago, I should have gotten this letter, say, eighteen days ago.

I'm just saying.

I did, however, get a pretty no-smoking sticker for my window out of the deal. I think I'll put it up here in the office so as to remind myself not to smoke in my place of business.
verity83: (al eye)

Please tell me I'm not the only one disturbed by this ad.
verity83: (Default)
Should I be disturbed that Dan instantly recognised my recording of playing cooling racks for what it was?
verity83: (Default)
I would like to know why it is day time and the sun is.... black?

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